March 11, 2010
Woman charged for assaulting a police officer with Breast Milk!

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

Owensboro, Kentucky -  A woman by the name of Toni Tramel was arrested for squirting breast milk into the face of a police officer. She was initially busted for her public drunkenness (a misdemeanor charge), but is now charged with a felony after using her breast milk as ammo (apparently milk doesn’t do a police officer’s body good).

Though the general public questions the severity of the charge, squirting breast milk is considered equivalent to a person spitting on a police officer’s face. However, you wouldn’t spit into your babies mouth when they’re hungry, would you?

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March 8, 2010
"Ho solo fumato una sigaretta lasciata da mio nipote in macchina"

Guida sotto effetto di hashish, a giudizio 81enne - ANSA

March 3, 2010
placidiappunti:lickystickypickyme:


City changes its name from Topeka to Google in Kansas.

placidiappunti:lickystickypickyme:

City changes its name from Topeka to Google in Kansas.

March 2, 2010
Cat cafés in Japan - I Like to Have Tea With Cats Because I’m Shy (hat tip siddman)

Cat cafés in Japan - I Like to Have Tea With Cats Because I’m Shy (hat tip siddman)

March 2, 2010
 La toilette ai confini della terra  | Repubblica Viaggi

La toilette ai confini della terra  | Repubblica Viaggi

January 22, 2010
 Heloísa Pinheiro, the girl from Ipanema.
I’ve just discovered that the famous song is about her.It’s so strange to see the face of a song.

Heloísa Pinheiro, the girl from Ipanema.

I’ve just discovered that the famous song is about her.
It’s so strange to see the face of a song.

January 18, 2010
"The famous “Keep Calm and Carry On” poster was never actually used during World War II."

BBC - Magazine Monitor: 100 things we didn’t know last year (hat tip redford)

January 18, 2010
"Che non ci sia possibilità di scampo lo dice anche la matematica, perché il «Blue Monday» è, infatti, il risultato di un’equazione ideata dal professor Cliff Arnall del «Centre for Lifelong Learning» , un’organizzazione inglese che effettua studi sulla qualità della vita, dove il parametro W indica le condizioni meteo, D i debiti contratti durante le feste, T il tempo trascorso dal Natale, Q la prossima busta paga ed M rappresenta un coefficiente emozionale legato all’incognita N, ovvero la voglia di reagire. E la conferma del fatto che oggi 18 gennaio siano davvero in pochi quelli che hanno voglia di alzarsi dal letto arriva da una ricerca condotta dall’inglese FirstCare, società che aiuta le aziende a combattere il fenomeno dell’assenteismo, particolarmente accentuato proprio in questa giornata."

Oggi è il giorno più triste dell’anno - Corriere della Sera

Eravate ansiosi di saperlo, nevvero?

(via nipresa)

(via eriatarka)

January 17, 2010
New Travel Trend: Porn Vacations

siddman:

If Club Med is too boring for you, why not try a new vacation idea in 2010: Porn Week. The travel company offers tourists the chance to watch a porn movie being made, with the bonus opportunity of helping out behind the scenes—or, in the case of a few new porn stars who got their start at Porn Week, helping out in the scenes themselves, CNBC reports.

The travel trend even has its own reality show in the UK, aptly titled Porn Week. Not surprisingly, the majority of travelers are single men—but they have to be able to afford a $2,000 trip, plus airfare (the sets can be as distant as Prague or Budapest). “We don’t tend to get the raincoat brigade,” says a producer. “We’ve had everyone from airplane pilots to doctors to dentists.”

Ma vuoi mettere come si anima, poi, la proiezione delle diapositive delle vacanze con la vecchia zia? :D

January 12, 2010
"Si erano specializzate nell’adescare anziani benestanti due coppie romene alla Bonnie and Clyde: le ragazze offrivano se stesse e i loro complici derubavano gli illusi."

Adescavano anziani per furti, arrestati quattro Bonnie and Clyde - Corriere del Veneto

Ché, com’è noto, Bonnie e Clyde erano un pappone e una puttana.

(via mumblemumblr)

Li avranno confusi con Pork e Cindy…

(via albo)

January 12, 2010
"Bolivia, quasi pronta la “Coca Colla”, la bevanda a base di foglie di coca
Sarà scura e avrà un’etichetta rossa molto simile a quella della Coca Cola"

Bolivia, quasi pronta la “Coca Colla” la bevanda a base di foglie di coca - Corriere della Sera

January 8, 2010
bradofarrell:

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.” Haha, fucking idiots.

Yes, but they have a classy secret handshake:
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

bradofarrell:

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Haha, fucking idiots.

Yes, but they have a classy secret handshake:

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.