Stay classy (and drunk as hell, but still classy)
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… or how to enjoy the wine without the headache
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I preparati erboristici idroalcolici per favorire il sonno avrebbero molto più successo se, anziché da diluire in acqua, fossero venduti come shottini della buonanotte
Semen cocktails
A while back author and apparent weiner-juice enthusiast Paul Photenhauer gave us Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, a cookbook with recipes using semen. But there was something missing: a cocktail to pair with those jizzy dishes.
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Laser (100mW Spyder III Krypton) burns black flash paper to ignite alcohol rocket bottles. They make fire, light, heat, and sound as they go off!
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Cum grano salis
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